Dangerfield!

in which we attempt to atone for past publishing sins. _______________ You may e-mail me at elaine_corden at shaw.ca. _______________ I fixed it so you can comment. I will try to write something comment-worthy. _______________

And

she just said “nuke-u-lur”

fuck. me.

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GOP veep pick

“I was just your average hockey mom in alaska.”

Holy left field crazy not-gonna-work veep pick for the GOP. Her voice is like the teenager off the Simpsons. I really hope second wavers who were behind Hillary are so stupid as to be blinded to the fact that Kathleen Palin is rabidly pro-life, anti gay rights, and grossy underqualified to play as anything other that a womb-having accessory to McCain’s (and by extenstion, Karl Rove’s) bullshit agenda.

I guess Hillary said no?

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All cynicism aside

the Obama acceptance ceremony at the stadium is pretty amazing. When granddaughter Eisenhower was speaking I finally understood what the fuck Americans are so proud of.

America is kind of like the Rolling Stones: It’s been pretty crap as long as I’ve been alive. But yeah, I kinda get it now.

*drinks koolaid, lights firework, clubs baby seal*

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elainecorden: I have nothing to add to this except that I would move to Toronto in a heartbeat if I a) didn’t have to do it alone b) didn’t have an irrational phobia of homelessness and finding an apartment

amilniazi:

You guys forgot:

3a.)Making lots of money

And also : Grow up.

cameronr:

Typical Canadian Career Path:
1.) Hating Toronto

1a.) Hating Vancouver more
2.) Moving to Toronto
3.) Wishing you could move back to Vancouver
4.) Staying in Toronto
5.) Hating Toronto

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This just in!!!!!

Quit calling champagne “champers”.
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Rick Danko is the ultimate hot skid. Any other hot skid is just like, chasing the dragon of Rick Danko foxiness.
Rick Danko is the ultimate hot skid. Any other hot skid is just like, chasing the dragon of Rick Danko foxiness.
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yes, they will be turned off for Monday Sept. 1

Daisy Chin, Supervisor at the Vancouver Parks & Rec, in regards to the sprinklers in Victory Square Park. (via cameronr)

davidlook: don’t mess with tradition.

elainecorden: sure they will.

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the end of days

chuckmore:

urg:

this is the first time in my life I’m actually happy with something Chris Matthews said. Like, proud of him. Like, sitting here saying to the screen, “Way to go, Chris, way to go!”

Shit, the world must be coming to an end.

elainecorden:that blonde woman on the left is a  disgusting human being.

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